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Weekend Horoscopes For November 2-4, 2018 Betches

November 4, 2018

Are you nursing a Halloween hangover or gearing up for round two? The Moon in Virgo this weekend pushes you to look for the structured and comfortable things in life, while also making you keenly aware of details. Likewise, a Venus-Neptune connection makes it hard to determine the truth. Is he not texting you back […]

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The Best Subscription Boxes That Aren’t The Ones Bachelor Contestants Promote on Instagram

November 2, 2018

If you’re in the market for a subscription box but don’t want to pay into past Bachelor contestant’s Instagram-made empires, then look no further, as I’ve rounded up the six best subscription boxes that you won’t find alongside laxative teas on past cast members’ Instagram feeds. Whether you’re looking to get beauty products, spiritual shit, food, […]

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A Woman Tried To Bring An Emotional Support Squirrel On A Plane Betches

October 30, 2018

I Snakes on a Plane a squirrel on a plane played out. The woman (unnamed, but pictured here) was flying out of Florida, which makes perfect sense. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters. JK. She notified Frontier Airlines that she’d be bringing an emotional support animal when she booked her ticket. But of course, […]

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The Best Tasting Protein Powders to Drink to Lose Weight

October 27, 2018

Okay, so there’s like a million—no, more than a million—different kinds of diets and plans out there to lose weight (or to just eat your way to a healthier lifestyle). But one consistent theme in almost every weight loss plan is that increasing your protein intake. On a reduced-calorie plan, this promotes weight loss because […]

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‘Million Dollar Listing’s Ryan Serhant Shares His Keys To Success Betches

October 24, 2018

So, you wake up one day and realize you’re not in college anymore and off daddy’s bankroll—now what? You actually have to start your life and be a functioning member of society. That’s f*cking terrifying. Jumping into the work world can seem super intimidating… because it is. But you’re a badass betch—you just need to […]

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Betches Love This College: Stanford University Betches

October 21, 2018

Listen up, freshmen. We’re bringing back Betches Love This College, where we give you the no-BS rundown of all the schools you’re thinking of applying to. It’s all the sh*t your guidance counselor will never say. With its slogans “Fear the tree!” (not particularly scared of topiary, thanks) and “Go card!” (still don’t get how […]

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I Tried A Bunch Of Natural Relaxation Methods & Here’s What Worked Betches

October 3, 2018

You know those days where if you get one more email, you’re going to throw your iPhone under the subway? Then your mom calls and you start freaking out because no, you don’t have a plan. And then, Whole Foods is out of Halo Top and you have to wait in line for 30 minutes […]

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Jenna Cooper And Reality Steve’s Feud Has Escalated Betches

September 25, 2018

Bachelor Nation never ceases to amaze us with the absurdity that puts their contestants people in the limelight. The Jenna Cooper-Jordan Kimball drama continues but this time, Jordan is nowhere to be heard (but we’ll get to that later). Instead, Jenna Cooper and Reality Steve now have beef. Jenna posted a public statement on Instagram this […]

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13 Bizarre Jobs You Never Knew Existed

September 23, 2018

Did you know you can get paid to be a fake mourner at a funeral, for families who fear a low turnout? Or to pretend to be a fan of a celebrity, to make them seem more popular at appearances? If you have the right look, you could even get a job as a fake […]

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What Are GG Crackers Influencers Are Posting About On IG? Betches

September 23, 2018

So What Are GG Crackers? Why Do I Need More Fiber, Though? Cause I’d bet my now-seemingly-worthless college degree on the fact that you’re not getting enough in your normal diet. Do GG Crackers Work? How Can I Make Them Edible? View this post on Instagram As we say goodbye to the weekend 👋🏼, it’s time […]

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